Labotomy Magazine #3

FARTY REVIEW: TOMATA & CHLOE'S WILD SOIREE, JAN.20, WILTON HILTON
Heard about those swingin' parties; have ya? This was no exception! The place was loaded with loaded 'personalities' ... Tomata served ice-cream, potato salad, and p-nut butter sandwhiches. The decor was charming, too. Streamers fashioned from the yellow-pages, making the place look like the cocoanut grove in it's hey-day. Very rowdy sphaghetti fight in the kitchen. Damages estimated at: $78,000,060.54...

-Pleasant Geham